List of Characters

Main Characters


 * Janet
 * Kris
 * Riley
 * Chad
 * Roger
 * Katrina
 * Bexx
 * Misha
 * Sergei
 * Nona
 * Ingrid (also known as Babushka)
 * Carol
 * Scout Leader Boone
 * Scout Leader Walter
 * Buddy
 * Texas
 * Diamond
 * Courtney
 * Deborah
 * 12 Year Old Twilight Version Of Me
 * My Mom
 * Amy
 * My Dog
 * Aussie Bartender
 * Karen
 * Hunter
 * Marie

Sub-Characters


 * Zoom Teacher
 * Tom
 * Aunty Gina
 * 16 Year Old Me
 * Jacob's Friend
 * Oldest Child
 * Middle Child
 * Youngest Child
 * Jessica
 * Jessica's Mom
 * Jessica's Dad
 * Oldest Sister
 * My Dad
 * Dr. Phil
 * Dani
 * Mr. Richards
 * Kidnapper
 * 15 Year Old Me
 * Brad
 * Brad's Mom
 * The 1st Born
 * The 2nd Born
 * The 3rd Born
 * My Sister
 * Tyler
 * Ashley
 * Tracy
 * Sharon
 * 10 Year Old Me
 * Timmy
 * Sheila
 * Alissa
 * 4 Year Old Me
 * Alex Smith
 * Ashley
 * Alex
 * Kara
 * Boris
 * Svetlana
 * James
 * Older Sister
 * Only Child
 * William
 * Zoe
 * Aaron
 * Jessica Albas
 * Kristy
 * Alex
 * 14 Year Old Me
 * Trevor
 * My Little Sister
 * 12 Year Old Me
 * 14 Year Old Me
 * Jeremy
 * George
 * Kara
 * 13 Year Old Me
 * Cassandra
 * Mark
 * Shannon
 * Sky